super80sdemon:

therealpootsy:

Daily reminder: THERE’S NO LIMIT.

C’MON!

nosdrinker:

this is the teacher from the incredibles

nosdrinker:

this is the teacher from the incredibles

kuzco2000:

what the hell’s a laker

kuzco2000:

what the hell’s a laker

You’ve really gotta hand it to short people

brownglucose:

dipschtick:

because they usually can’t reach it anyways.

*kicks the next tall person I see in the shin*

princessjaquline:

actualgaysatan:

the only thing i ever beat jacob with in brawl was luigi it is his one true shame

you are such a pizza

im gonna learn luigi

towongfoo:

vinebox:

IM WEAK

TEXRYCUVIBCUTYRXTEZ

vinebox:

This dude really made his own vine as well

pinkgills:

the dude who pulls out a cigarette in front of a girl with lung cancer and then acts like sir dickweed mcfucklamp when she doesn’t understand the worst metaphor on earth seems to be tumblr’s newest squeeze

durbikins:

moonuncle:

no trigger discipline she’s gonna shoot her ass off

How did a Japanese 14 year old even get a gun in 1992?

durbikins:

moonuncle:

no trigger discipline she’s gonna shoot her ass off

How did a Japanese 14 year old even get a gun in 1992?

theycallmerhia:

nosdrinker:

baimbaie:

captainspensaurus:

the fact that there’s only about 5000 people who’ve reblogged this scares me. That means that less that 5000 people know where these come from.
I feel old…

very odd

literally every person on earth has read the very hungry caterpillar

captainspensaurus just wants to feel like a special snowflake and comment on how little notes a new post has. cute

theycallmerhia:

nosdrinker:

baimbaie:

captainspensaurus:

the fact that there’s only about 5000 people who’ve reblogged this scares me. That means that less that 5000 people know where these come from.

I feel old…

very odd

literally every person on earth has read the very hungry caterpillar

captainspensaurus just wants to feel like a special snowflake and comment on how little notes a new post has. cute

spaghettiandbeatbox:

Set up a trap to catch the elusive Dan Avidan.

puptowngirl:

*swallows unlit cigarette* it’s a metaphor




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